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Me: can you get down on one knee and ask me to marry you- and I’ll reply ‘probably’..
K:… Yeah, and I’d box punch you if that was your response. ‘Probably’ that bitch!
Hilarious!!
Pull your tongue outta my asshole Gary- dogs do that. You’re not a dog are you Gary? Although you do have all the characteristics of a dog… All except loyalty…
Great humans with great wordsWhen you say those infamous three words too often and feel as if they are losing meaning, even though you feel just as giddy and excited as the first time they rolled off your tongue. When you feel as if there has to be another phrase that’s passed that, that means more, cause you feel it with every inch of you, but the words don’t come out as full as you want them to.
Is that a thing?
(Source: lashla, via basil-brush)
“When I met Johnny, I was pure virgin. He changed that. He was my first everything. My first real kiss. My first real boyfriend. My first fiancé. The first guy I had sex with. So he’ll always be in my heart. Forever. Kind of funny that word.” - Winona Ryder
(Source: skeletonguns, via your-cellar-door)